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blujay_ All-Star Author Los Angeles Posts:811 Points:92,325 Joined:Jul 2005	Message Posted: Aug 21, 2005 8:34:49 PM Ignore blujay_ Report Abuse Search the inner depths of your Soul and Being You may want to reconsider your lack of faith The The Flying Spaghetti Monster is Real.

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Search the inner depths of your Soul and Being
You may want to reconsider your lack of faith
The The Flying Spaghetti Monster is Real.

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OldDogZeroOne Champion Author Albany Posts:8,758 Points:1,729,190 Joined:Jun 2008	Message Posted: Sep 9, 2008 7:35:45 PM Ignore OldDogZeroOne Report Abuse ~~\O~O/~~ ~~}FSM{~~ <--- crude representation of FSM with noodly appendages. __/(Y^Y)\__ __/ )~~( \__. Darn message timed out before I got the edit right 1st time! Stupid 5 minute limit! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Patron God of amateur astronomers, Clearer of Cloudy Skies with his Noodly Appendages... [Edited by: OldDogZeroOne at 9/9/2008 7:40:13 PM EST]
OldDogZeroOne Champion Author Albany Posts:8,758 Points:1,729,190 Joined:Jun 2008	Message Posted: Sep 9, 2008 7:28:52 PM Ignore OldDogZeroOne Report Abuse All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Patron God of amateur astronomers, Clearer of Cloudy Skies with his Noodly Appendages... ~~ \ O~~O /~~ ~~}FSM{~~ <--- crude representation of FSM with noodly appendages. _ _/(Y^Y)\__ _ _/ )~~( \__ [Edited by: OldDogZeroOne at 9/9/2008 7:34:20 PM EST]
Whitewolf1960 All-Star Author Albany Posts:602 Points:52,690 Joined:Apr 2008	Message Posted: Sep 7, 2008 6:14:57 AM Ignore Whitewolf1960 Report Abuse I also follow the Invisible Pink Unicorn.... can't you see Her holy Hoofprints in the clouds?? I agree that WOULD be a neat-o tattoo.
momosity Rookie Author Maryland Posts:80 Points:40,120 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:32:50 PM Ignore momosity Report Abuse How cool is this? I made a Flying Spaghetti Monster out of rubber bands at work! Now I'm educating people by visual demonstration. YAY FSM!
insanity82 Champion Author Houston Posts:25,758 Points:2,091,275 Joined:May 2006	Message Posted: Oct 25, 2006 12:56:56 AM Ignore insanity82 Report Abuse bows down to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
momosity Rookie Author Maryland Posts:80 Points:40,120 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Oct 23, 2006 10:07:49 PM Ignore momosity Report Abuse Long Live the one True God--the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
sgm4law Champion Author Maryland Posts:19,068 Points:2,405,355 Joined:Mar 2006	Message Posted: Jun 17, 2006 2:55:36 PM Ignore sgm4law Report Abuse Regarding Theco2's comment - what does the tattoo of an invisible pink unicorn look like?
sp00n Rookie Author San Diego Posts:43 Points:690 Joined:May 2006	Message Posted: Jun 10, 2006 5:08:32 AM Ignore sp00n Report Abuse DUDE! It caught on! My fiancee, me, and her coworkers had brought it up as an inside joke a year ago. Now they're all on the rockin FSM bandwagon in L.A. Nice.
kempo831 Champion Author South Carolina Posts:1,004 Points:17,005 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Jan 22, 2006 5:39:05 PM Ignore kempo831 Report Abuse Sorry, I didn't mean to insult you by using a shortened version of your name. Similar to referring to Christopher as Chris.
paradoxmaker All-Star Author Fort Worth Posts:585 Points:169,720 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Jan 21, 2006 6:52:43 PM Ignore paradoxmaker Report Abuse What a witty and thoughtful response kempo831. At least you got the name correct.... Oh wait you didn't do that right either, it's PARADOXMAKER AKA use the whole name or none at all. It always amazes me how disrespectful people get when talking religon. Not to mention that most of them can't take a joke.
kempo831 Champion Author South Carolina Posts:1,004 Points:17,005 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Dec 23, 2005 6:09:48 AM Ignore kempo831 Report Abuse paradox, You're going to eat this flying spaghetti monster?
paradoxmaker All-Star Author Fort Worth Posts:585 Points:169,720 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:07:31 PM Ignore paradoxmaker Report Abuse All bow down to the almighty Flying Spaghetti monster and prey his forgivness :-) How could you doubt our 1 true lord and creator. Time to redeam myself and take up piracy in a hope to save mankind.
jackal64 All-Star Author Salt Lake City Posts:507 Points:159,155 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Dec 4, 2005 1:35:46 PM Ignore jackal64 Report Abuse People are ready to believe anything they are told.
CookieDuste Sophomore Author Los Angeles Posts:120 Points:544,580 Joined:Apr 2004	Message Posted: Nov 30, 2005 2:21:39 AM Ignore CookieDuste Report Abuse Nothing like a noodly appendage to get me going! So sorry about your imaginary friend.
RobDBlackwolf Sophomore Author Ohio Posts:141 Points:7,750 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Oct 14, 2005 10:26:02 PM Ignore RobDBlackwolf Report Abuse Uhm blushes Sorry about that slip, really. Now about it: Usually I take a "god bless you" like it comes, as a "thanks, that was nice, what you did" usually. Dunno why I did my comment, except maybe that I was too bored.
RobDBlackwolf Sophomore Author Ohio Posts:141 Points:7,750 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Sep 18, 2005 3:52:42 PM Ignore RobDBlackwolf Report Abuse Thanks, but I heard noone sneezing.
sharkchef Rookie Author Pennsylvania Posts:15 Points:15,080 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Sep 18, 2005 2:50:09 PM Ignore sharkchef Report Abuse God bless all of you!
#12#_jbv316 Rookie Author Georgia Posts:8 Points:500 Joined:Aug 2005	Message Posted: Sep 7, 2005 4:02:46 PM Ignore #12#_jbv316 Report Abuse this site uses real science to prove the Bible. i suggest everyone give it a look if only out of curiosity. http://www.answersingenesis.org/
RobDBlackwolf Sophomore Author Ohio Posts:141 Points:7,750 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Sep 3, 2005 11:13:21 PM Ignore RobDBlackwolf Report Abuse I too have my own religion. At least in one of my roleplaying games. There, I, or rather Sir Robert, my character, believes in the Great Dodo and the Teaching of Dodoism, which says that we are all of one flock, departed from the One Nest and that we should care for each other, nurture each other and that the Great Dodo will return one day to bite the noses of all evildoers. And of course that Dodo's prefer tricorne hats to ride on the heads of their companions. wark
theco2 Champion Author Des Moines Posts:23,376 Points:3,402,275 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: Aug 29, 2005 9:03:10 PM Ignore theco2 Report Abuse Let's all bow down to the the Flying Spaghetti Monster! My favorite is the Invisible Pink Unicorn. I want to get that as a tat. I guess I'm not the 1st one. They have some pics people with it as a tat, on the site now.
blujay_ All-Star Author Los Angeles Posts:811 Points:92,325 Joined:Jul 2005	Message Posted: Aug 27, 2005 1:26:36 PM Ignore blujay_ Report Abuse FSM Resource
dfabish2 All-Star Author Austin Posts:837 Points:20,295 Joined:Jul 2005	Message Posted: Aug 22, 2005 4:24:25 PM Ignore dfabish2 Report Abuse My physics teacher believed that friction was caused by tiny men standing on the surfaces of all objects who grabbed each other's hands when you put the objects together. He felt that if Creationism was to be taught, then his theory deserved a hearing, too...